How to Become a Parisian English Comedy Show Tickets Paris
- Duration75 minutes
- Open onSelected evenings; see the calendar when booking
- Meeting pointThe Théâtre des Nouveautés, Boulevard Poissonnière, 2nd arrondissement (metro Grands Boulevards)
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Overview
How to Become a Parisian is a stand-up style comedy show in English that pokes fun at the habits, manners and famous attitude of the people of Paris. In about 70 to 75 minutes you learn how Parisians speak, queue, shop, use the metro and go out, and how to pass for one during the rest of your stay. It takes place in a century-old Paris theatre, and you choose your seats from three categories. It suits adults and teenagers, couples and groups of friends who like light, observational humour.
Highlights
- An English-language comedy show of about 70 to 75 minutes with a warm, interactive feel
- Funny impressions and everyday scenes that explain the famous Parisian attitude
- Typical Parisian words, gestures and facial expressions you can copy in real life
- Tips on metro etiquette, shopping manners and going out in the city
- A century-old Parisian theatre with a Renaissance-style interior
- Ticket includes a picture with the comedian; choose Premium Orchestra, First or Second category seats
Full Description
The show: How to Become a Parisian
How to Become a Parisian is an English comedy show in Paris that has been running for years and draws audiences from many countries. The comedian explores the cultural differences between Parisians and the rest of the world, and explains through sharp impressions and everyday scenarios why the city has a reputation for being rude.
The tone is affectionate rather than harsh, so you laugh with the city and not at it. If you have been searching for an English comedy show in Paris, this is a popular answer because it needs no French and works for mixed nationalities in the same room.
What you learn: language, manners and daily life
Expect a mix of language lessons and practical etiquette. You learn typical Parisian words and facial expressions, what the protocol is on public transport, how to behave when browsing shops, and how to handle nightlife without standing out as a tourist.
The humour is observational, based on situations you will really meet during your stay: the metro at rush hour, the waiter who takes his time, the shop assistant who watches you enter. Many guests book early in their trip so they can use the tips on the following days.
The theatre and your seats
The show is staged in a century-old Parisian theatre with a Renaissance-style interior, which is part of the appeal of the evening. The seats are divided into three categories: Premium Orchestra covers the best centre seats on the ground floor, including rows 3 to 8; First Category covers the rest of the orchestra centre and sides plus the central rows of the mezzanine; Second Category covers the back rows of the orchestra and mezzanine.
Your ticket comes with a picture with the comedian. Food and drinks are not included, refreshments can be bought at the venue before the show, the hostess is paid by tips only, and there is no cloakroom for security reasons, so some items may not be taken into the room.
Planning your evening in Paris
Allow about 70 to 75 minutes for the show plus time to arrive and take your seat. The address and start time are shown on your confirmation, and starting times vary by date, so check availability in the booking panel. Because Paris is well connected, the metro or a short taxi is the easiest way to arrive.
The show is not recommended for children under 16 and children under 10 are not admitted. If you are looking for what to do in Paris at night that is relaxed and funny, this pairs well with an early dinner in the neighbourhood before the show or a stroll along the boulevards afterwards.
Itinerary
- Arrive at the theatreArrive a little before the start time shown on your confirmation and show your ticket.
- Take your seatsFind your seats in the orchestra or mezzanine, according to the category you chose.
- The comedy showEnjoy about 70 to 75 minutes of comedy in English about Parisian life.
- Picture with the comedianTake your picture with the comedian, which is included with the ticket.
- After the showWalk out onto the boulevards for a late dinner or a stroll.
What's included
- Entrance ticket to the How to Become a Parisian comedy show (in English)
- Photo with the comedian
- Visit to a century-old Parisian theatre
Not included
- Food and drinks (available at the bar before the show)
- Hostess (tips only)
- Cloakroom
Is this right for you?
Great for
- A short visit — about 1.5 hours
- Travellers who want a proven choice — rated 4.6/5 by past travellers
Not suitable for
- Children under 10 years, who are not admitted
- Children under 16 years, as the show is not recommended for them
- Guests who do not understand English
Meeting point
The show takes place in a Parisian theatre, and the exact address and start time are given in your confirmation. Hotel pickup is not included, so you make your own way to the theatre. Arrive a little before the show starts to find your seats, as the doors and seating start ahead of the performance.
Important information
- The show is in English and lasts about 70 to 75 minutes
- Not recommended for children under 16; children under 10 are not admitted
- Food and drinks are not included, but refreshments can be bought at the venue before the show
- There is no cloakroom for security reasons and some items cannot be taken into the room
- The hostess is paid by tips only
- Starting times vary by date; check availability in the booking panel
- Seat category depends on the option you choose
Good to know
Frequently Asked Questions
Straight answers to what travellers ask us most, before they book.
How much does the How to Become a Parisian ticket cost?
The price depends on your seat category. The booking panel on this page shows the current price for each option, for adults and for children where they are admitted.
Is hotel pickup included?
No. Hotel pickup is not included. The theatre is in Paris and is easy to reach by metro or taxi.
How long is the show?
The show lasts about 70 to 75 minutes. Starting times are shown in the booking panel.
Is the show suitable for children?
It is not recommended for children under 16 and children under 10 are not admitted. It is best for adults, teenagers and groups of friends.
What should I wear or bring?
Wear whatever is comfortable for an evening out. Bring your confirmation and keep bags small, as there is no cloakroom.
Can I book for today or tomorrow?
Select your date in the booking panel. If today or tomorrow shows as available for your seat category, you can book online.
What is the difference between the seat categories?
Premium Orchestra gives you the best centre seats on the ground floor, including rows 3 to 8. First Category covers the rest of the orchestra centre and sides plus the central mezzanine rows. Second Category is at the back of the orchestra and mezzanine. What is included depends on the option you choose.
Is the show only in English?
Yes, the show is performed in English, so you do not need to speak French.
Will I learn something about Paris?
Yes. The comedian explains Parisian language, facial expressions, metro etiquette, shop manners and nightlife habits in a humorous way.
Is How to Become a Parisian worth seeing?
It is a good choice for visitors who want a light, funny evening in English and useful tips for the rest of their time in Paris.
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